2030: The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
2100: The water’s getting warm, so we might as well swim
2250: My world’s on fire
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Some days in late August at home are like this, the air thin and eager like this, with something in it sad and nostalgic and familiar.
William Faulkner, “The Sound and the Fury” (via misswallflower)
Projected Timeline of Global Warming
All women, including very thin women, have lower bellies that go out slightly instead of in because THERE ARE ORGANS THERE, and that is photoshopped out of models as though having organs shaping the female body is somehow a flaw??
Butts, bellies, and breasts look different when the body is bent in different positions, because skin and fat move, and gravity is a thing. Strange to know that women are humans, hm?
disadvantages of having thick hair
- your head is always 100000 degrees
- shedding everywhere
- snapping thin combs
- spend $100 on dye if you want to color it
- hair is still wet 2 years after you showered
- styling your hair takes longer than growing it
advantages of having thick hair
- ????
advantages: the hairdresser goes “woooow sooo much hair”
advantages: built-in pillow
advantages: built-in fabulousness
skinny jeans are not over, i will never go back to wearing bootcut, fuck bootcut jeans what the fuck do you do with all that space near your ankles
the idea of wearing jeans that are not skinny jeans terrifies me now i can’t remember what i used to do with all that extra space around my ankles
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